As I'm examining my son's mosquito bites from the previous night's "lock out", I noticed a GI-NORMOUS bump on his head. I said "Is that a mosquito bite?" His response, "Yeah, I think so?" My response, "Did you fall or get hit today?" His response, "Well, yeah, I got hit with the metal door and I fell on the tile floor." My response, "I think you fall more that I do!"
His tone was sort of like 'all in a day's work, mom!'