Thursday, February 5, 2009

I'm Going for Noctuplets!!!!

So, this woman with the Octuplets. Single, living with her parents, already had six children, and is shopping her story around to the highest bidder. Word is she'll get around $2mil for her story. Just for having Octuplets.

How can one person possibly take care of 8 babies and 6 children ages 2-7. How in the hell can anyone not named Brad and Angelina take care of that many kids? And, how can she possibly work? She must be on the dole. So technically, we're paying for these babies. All because some crazy fertility doctor took on her crazy mission to implant 8 embryos. WTF!!! We, as humans, are not meant to have litters. I believe the amount of children you should have is directly proportionate to the amount of nipples you have for feeding them. That's how it works in the animal world.

I blame Jon and Kate.

By the way, when I spellchecked this, Octuplets is not a word. Coincidence?!?!


Annie said...

I could not agree more...I have a HUGE problem with this looney lady!

gardenmouse said...

Erma Bombeck, columnist said"It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.